Episode Two : Scene One

(In front room.Pretzels are in the middle of the table,and Connor,Ed and Georgina are watching women’s tennis on TV.)

Connor : What would it be like to pull a sportswoman?

Ed : Mmm.Thighs,long legs,the strength to have me on top....

Connor : Woah.Save it for a fantasy dream.

Ed : You know where sportswomen hang out?

Connor : (Sarcastic) Erm,the local opticians?

Ed : No,like tennis courts and volleyball courts.

Connor : Did you just say volleyball there?

Ed : Yeah,and I read in the Daily Baguette that there was a competition.Model,what do you think?

Georgina : Oh,actually,it’s Georgina.I use the name ‘model’ for public appearances.And I’d love it,the opportunity to go exercise instead of starving myself.Not that I eat anyway,honest!

Ed : Well,if we all want to....

Connor : Then we had better sign up.

Ed : What’s the prize money?

Georgina : It says here that the prize is a dinner with the female volleyball star Keeta Sanchez.

Connor : She’s hot!