Episode One : Scene Two
(In living room,both Connor and Ed are lying sprawled on each sofa,with a bag of pretzels in the middle of the table.On the TV is Animal Planet.)
Connor : Shouldn’t we be getting ready to go to that model thing?It is seven am.
Ed : Good idea,but let’s wait until that aye-aye has climbed over that tree.
(Goes to open pretzels,but knocks them over,spilling some on the floor.)
Ed : Bugger.
(Whilst picking up pretzels from the floor and eating them,Ed sees an open women’s magazine,and picks it up.)
Connor : (Looking at front page of More) Celebrity bodies men love.Let’s have a look!
Ed : (flicks through pages) Ooh,Mischa Barton.
(drools)
(Shot of a clock ticking in fast forward,stopping when it reaches 9am.)
Connor : Let’s go ponder with Pucci,chat with Cavalli.
Ed : Gondola with George?
