Episode One : Scene Three
(The fashion show is about to start.Connor is talking to the teen model,Ed is practising a pose and A-Lon is injecting himself with a syringe.)
A-Lon : Sunday,Monday,Happy Days,Wednesday,Thursday,Happy Days,Saturday...
(faints)
Ed : Oh great,the fashionista is down.It’s like Platoon with feather boas.
Connor : (to model) So,are you a fan of Prado?
Model : Prada.
Connor : No,I meant the knock-offs from the market.
Model : Oh,no,I like official.It helps the company.
Connor : Would you wear fur?
Model : Well I would,but PETA asked me to go naked,so I don’t wear it for sponsorship reasons.
(Ed walks over)
Ed : What do you think of the paparazzi?
Model : Where?
(She runs off.)
Connor : (looking at clock) Mmm,showtime.
Ed : You what?
Connor : We’re on in thirty seconds.
Ed : Oh great,oh god.
Connor : I hear that Dermot O’Meary’s in the crowd.
Ed : Didn’t he kill that footballer?
Connor : Yeah,but it’s all in the past.
