Episode One : Scene Three

(The fashion show is about to start.Connor is talking to the teen model,Ed is practising a pose and A-Lon is injecting himself with a syringe.)

A-Lon : Sunday,Monday,Happy Days,Wednesday,Thursday,Happy Days,Saturday...

(faints)

Ed : Oh great,the fashionista is down.It’s like Platoon with feather boas.

Connor : (to model) So,are you a fan of Prado?

Model : Prada.

Connor : No,I meant the knock-offs from the market.

Model : Oh,no,I like official.It helps the company.

Connor : Would you wear fur?

Model : Well I would,but PETA asked me to go naked,so I don’t wear it for sponsorship reasons.

(Ed walks over)

Ed : What do you think of the paparazzi?

Model : Where?

(She runs off.)

Connor : (looking at clock) Mmm,showtime.

Ed : You what?

Connor : We’re on in thirty seconds.

Ed : Oh great,oh god.

Connor : I hear that Dermot O’Meary’s in the crowd.

Ed : Didn’t he kill that footballer?

Connor : Yeah,but it’s all in the past.