Episode One : Scene One
Titles
(music I Touch Myself by Divinyls)
(Connor pops head from above sofa,followed by Ed)
Scene One
(In the front room.Connor and Ed are watching the ‘Your Body’ episode of 10 Things You Didn’t Know About,with Justin Lee Collins)
Ed : You think that he knows any supermodels?
Connor : Dunno.Do you want to ring up that model agency and see if we can find any?
Ed : Come on,last time it was a disaster.I wanted to see topless models,not some queer guy sprinting around dressed as a butterfly!
Connor : What the hell,let’s just try it once more.
(presses numbers on phone)
Connor : Hello,is that Storm Model Agency?I’m (looks at television) Lee Justin Collins and I work for (looks at TV) Pinas designs.I would like to view some of your autumn collection,preferably lingerie,maybe tomorrow?Okay,sure,I’ll be there,and make sure they like to wriggle!
(to Ed)
Connor : We’re going to meet Naomi Campbell!
Ed : Hang on,if we’re going to see her,make sure we practise our human shield.Remember,she did hit someone.
(Connor turns over TV to another channel)
Connor : Turn this crap off,put a bit of Fashion TV on!
Ed : Are you going Gabbana ga ga?
