Episode One : Scene Four
(Catwalk scene outdoors.The model,Connor and Ed are parading down the catwalks.Connor is waving and jumping around,the model has her pro moody face on and Ed is pumping fists in and out.Music is playing from Right Said Fred with I’m Too Sexy)
Connor : Hello London!
Model : Hello Paris!
Ed : Hello mum!
(They carry on walking down the catwalk,smiling and posing.Finally,they walk back off the catwalk,and we cut to a shot of them off the catwalk.)
Connor : That was exhausting.The pressures of being a model are very high,isn’t it model?
Model : Yes.It’s so hard to look beautiful for the cameras,especially when Dermot O’Meary is in the crowd.
Ed : He is a notorious fashion critic.
Model : Didn’t he kill that footballer?
Connor : Yeah,but it’s all in the past.
Ed : Hey model,do you want a chocolate finger.
Model : Sorry,I don’t really do eating.I’m on like a permanent diet.I want to be a size minus ten.
Connor : Hey,we’ve got a spare room.Do you like slimming pills and hot bodies?
Model : Yeah...
Ed : Well,if you want that then I think Naomi Campbell has a space for you.
Model : No,I hate her.She’s got bingo wings,O-M-G!
Connor : God,one more mouth to feed...
Model :Oh no,I don’t actually eat.It makes me feel bloated.
(Connor and Ed turn around and discuss.)
Connor : She doesn’t even eat pretzels.
Ed : How could she!
Connor : Or chocolate fingers!
Ed : Good.They remind me of dead people,from when I worked at that morgue.
